Kevin Love Got A Technical For Saying The Whitest Thing He Could

[The Athletic] - If anything, Kevin Love learned Wednesday that? he? can? get? a technical by? shouting “come? on!”

“Whitest thing?? I could’ve said,” Love said.

I’m absolutely howling at this. I know this happened last night, but it’s just coming out tonight as Kevin Love talked about the season opener. He received a technical in his first game as the go-to guy for Cleveland.

What for you may ask? Well according to Love as you can see it was for saying ‘come on’ which is apparently the whitest thing he could have said. I personally disagree. You can 100% get more white than come on, but it doesn’t help the street cred for Love for getting a technical like that.

Somewhere Rasheed Wallace is losing his mind thinking that deserves a technical. Hell, not even Rasheed. Fat Kevin Love is probably upset at him for this. You know fat Kevin Love wouldn’t get a technical for saying ‘come on.’ As someone who has gotten his fair share of technicals in his life, I feel bad for Love. Sometimes a ref gets whistle happy and you get a technical despite not deserving it. There’s something different about getting a deserved techincals. Those feel awesome.

I need Kevin Love to step his game up though. I need him to get a technical the next game for saying something completely outrageous. Change the narrative here, Kevin.