Ronda Rousey Roasted The Fuck Out Of Nikki Bella Last Night
Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus Ronda! You didn’t have to go THERE!
If you’re at work, or school, or just unable to watch the clip above for some reason here’s what Ronda said to Nikki, the challenger for her WWE RAW Women’s Championship, in response to Nikki claiming the Bellas have been “knocking down doors” for years:
“Knocking down doors? My ENTIRE career, I’ve been knocking down doors. I’ve knocked down doors in judo, I’ve knocked down doors in Strikeforce, I’ve knocked down doors in the UFC, and now I’m knocking down doors here at home in the WWE. The only door YOU ever knocked down was the door to John Cena’s bedroom…and he eventually threw you out of that same door.”
Ronda Rousey may have taken some creative liberties with that promo, considering John seemed to take the breakup MUCH worse than Nikki…
…but hey, that’s the fight game.
I felt like this was leaps and bounds above where Ronda Rousey was just earlier this year as far as confidence on the mic goes, and showing such drastic signs of improvement as quickly as she is still blows my mind. It’s crazy. And yeah, sure, she’s still not the MOST natural promo on the roster, she’s no Heyman, or Heenan, but she doesn’t really have to be. She just has to be exactly what she was in this segment. Be a bad ass bitch who fucks people up. You know…like she actually is!
And kudos to Nikki Bella for allowing this kind of shit to be said about her (and Brie) just to get Ronda Rousey over. They’ll never get the credit they deserve for the doors they’ve legitimately knocked down…and they always seem to be okay with that so long as they just keep busting through those doors. It’s bananas, but very respectable.
Overall though, I was a biiiiiig fan of this entire segment – and in the modern era, if you have one decent takeaway from a three hour episode of Monday Night Raw, it means that episode was much better than most. So I was thrilled with how my Monday night went.
Oh, and when Ronda Rousey said she was at *home* in the WWE…
