New Zealand Bird Is An Absolute Star

Source - New Zealand bird of the year: ‘drunk, gluttonous’ kerer? pigeon wins. Often heard before it is seen, the kerer? has been known to fall out of the odd tree after too much fermented fruit. 

I know this story came out yesterday but as a bird guy I need to get this out there. This pigeon may be a bigger celebrity in New Zealand than any person. First of all, the presence this thing shows up with will make you gasp. You won’t be able to take your eyes off of him at any point.

This thing is thicc and Pigeons are the worst types of bird in the game. I feel like a pigeon is equivalent to a homeless person. Its just a homeless bird thats always dirty and eating any scraps they can. This story is great for birds everywhere though, it is getting praised for being tipsy and falling out of trees. That is everyones dream to be recognized for being a little drunk.

The amount of effort that went into this campaign for the bird of the year is a bit scary but I also love it. Soon I might have to give my bird this fruit that gets you drunk and have him become the bird of the year. Birds are on the come up just watch.