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[WREG] - A man who police say was run over with a lawn mower while trying to kill his son with a chain saw has had to have his leg amputated.

Listen, I wanted to put some clever title that would get me all the pageviews. But there is no title that would do enough justice for this.

A father was trying to kill his son with a chainsaw but instead got ran over by a lawnmower and had to get his leg amputated.

First off. Big thanks to my dad for not trying to kill me with a chainsaw. Appreciate that, guy. Second, shockingly this didn’t take place in Florida or Ohio. No, no. This is Tennessee’s finest. So, sure the football team might be back and winning at Auburn, but Tennessee is now officially back with this.

What makes it even crazier (I guess crazier)? This 76-year old has so many injuries they couldn’t even serve him. Meanwhile we have fake Uber Eats wandering into headquarters to serve Nate, this guy is avoiding being served for second-degree murder because of a lawnmower injury.