Alexis Ren With The IG Story Behind The Scenes Booty Shot From The Bathroom Heavens!

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Alexis with the dagger of a butt selfie from the restroom darkness! On IG Stories, no less! What a tease! I guess Instagram stories is where Alexis is putting her behind the scenes stuff people can basically see anywhere already but will search out anyways! She should put it behind a paywall and call it Alexis Gold! That’s what we call BUSINESS in the biz! I’m all for it! As long as she keeps on pumping out the IG material, I’ll stay on the ever so important, exhausting, and heroic Alexis Ren IG beat! Why do I over-exhaust myself for 3-5 minutes at a time writing these blogs whenever an Alexis Ren IG notification pops on my phone? Because I’m a harder worker! Duh! So much so that I’m basically the 2nd most important person in the company! It’s a tough job getting these clicks but somebody’s gotta do it in the name of PAGEVIEWS!