Kanye Jumped On A Table At An Apple Store To Give A "Keynote" But Miraculously It's Not The Most Asshole Thing Pictured

Imagine being the guy caught in the lens while a mad man rants at an Apple Store about how slavery didn’t exist and he’s going to Africa and makes everyone say, “Would you look at that asshole? No, not that asshole, THAT asshole.” Come the fuck on, man. It’s an iPhone. Swipe left to open the camera, swipe left to switch to video, and point it. Don’t make this more complicated than it is.

The best designers in the world spent their life making this magnificent product that’s sleek, easily fits in your pocket, and has all the bells and whistles. There’s no way it’s worth lugging this monstrous add-on around just in case you happen upon Kanye West in a manic state so you can shoot in HD and upload it to YouTube to eventually get maybe 400 views. You’re not Spielberg. You don’t need stabilizers and zooms and wide lens add ons. Just take the fucking picture.

This does highlight how easily celebrity can twist your world view though. If I ever have a room of people pointing a camera at me I will immediately know I am doing something stupid and snap out of it, for Kanye it happens every time he walks out of his house so this is just an ordinary day.

PS – Postal Service vest is kinda fire tho.