Must Watch: Chick With "10 Thousand Dollar Tits" Cuts An All-Time Promo Before Catching An All-Time L

I don’t know if it was the banshee voice, the $10,000 tits, the second-hand embarrassment, or all the macaroni and cheese talk, but I had to take a cold shower after watching that video. Granted I have always been scared of bad girls and a girl with hoop earring that could fit around my waist turns into Macho Man Randy Savage on the mic and calls out every girl on the planet while proudly announcing her World Star fame fits is about as bad as it gets. Or maybe watching someone brag about spending $10,000 on titties that got cut out of the viral video she starred in before getting ditched by her ride has me sweating some cringe sweats. Regardless of the reason, that was awesome.

Now since it is 2018, I will stay woke and admit there is a chance this video could be fake since according to the Instagram description, the star of this video is a porn star named Bella Reese and going viral could bump her up the PornHub charts.

But instead I will put my trust in the good of the internet and believe that the “Oh my God he left me” was an honest reaction instead of a key quote to advance the plot in this classic video. And shout out to the cameraman for not only seamlessly catching all the action but for also advancing the storyline with the perfect commentary and questions. Eat your heart out, Jim Nantz.