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YIKES: White Woman Calls Police On Black Man For No Other Reason Than Babysitting Two Caucasian Children

Georgia – It’s a case of babysitting while black. A white woman called the police on a black man as he babysat two white children. Corey Lewis documented the entire ordeal on Facebook Live. In an exclusive interview, he told CBS46 that the woman first stopped him in the parking lot of a Cobb county Walmart and asked him if the children were okay. He said she then came back and asked if she could speak with them. Lewis said no and that’s when the police were called. He said the woman continued to follow him. “We then left to go get gas, she moved closer and waited there,” said Lewis. Lewis said the woman followed him all the way home. Then a Cobb County police officer showed up.David Parker and Dana Mango were in disbelief. “I said are you saying that because there’s an African American male driving my two white kids, that he was stopped and pulled over and questioned and he said I’m sorry ma’am that’s exactly what I’m saying,” Mango told CBS46. The East Cobb couple arranged for Lewis to babysit their children weeks ago. Their son attends his youth mentor program called ‘Inspired by Lewis’. The parents believe Lewis was stalked, harassed and questioned by police. “B-W-B which I guess is the new thing, babysitting while black,” said Parker. Parker and Mango said they don’t believe that the woman was trying to protect their children because they never showed any signs of being in danger.

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes! Even though this subject matter is NOT a joke. I REPEAT, this subject matter is NOT a joke. But goodness gracious, once this hits that Facebook algorithm it’s Pageviews with a capital P!]

Not good, Georgia! What a silly, outrageously racist woman! That’s not right! Clickbait Smits will NOT dare go into the in’s and out’s of social discourse and how disgusting it is that this stuff happens in real life! If Francis, the smartest person at Barstool Sports, isn’t allowed to discuss a controversial Supreme Court nomination in his own way, there’s NO chance I, Clickbait Smits, loyal companion to a head of block, discusses what happened here other than reporting the facts gathered from other sources! I don’t even care if those facts are real or not! So there ya go! Straight outta Barstool and right onto your Aunt’s Facebook feed in the name of clicks!

The low hanging fruit that certain political and social commentary blogs, or just their headlines, provide very little to no actual substance, but man oh man we can all bathe in the glory of these easy Pageviews! To make up for this awful Clickbait topic, here’s a video involving, and I quote for SEO purposes, “The Cutest Puppies Compilation”! Please enjoy half of this blog and click again!

[Editor’s Note #2: I feel like “B-W-B” or “Babysitting While Black” would’ve been a killer SNL sketch by Eddie Murphy in the ’80’s. Now? No chance anybody would touch the subject. But the ’80’s, man. What a time to not be alive.]