Good Boy Desperate For Belly Rubs Repeatedly Interrupts Soccer Game

What an infuriating video holy shit. It’s supposed to be a cute clip of a dog interrupting a soccer game but all I felt was rage. I felt like Sonny Koufax inside that McDonalds when he’s trying to get Julian a happy meal. WILL SOMEBODY RUB THAT DOG’S BELLY?!?!?! All the dog wanted was a belly rub and the soccer players just flat out refused to give him one. I’ve recently turned a leaf and started to like soccer quite a bit. No I don’t have a team and no I don’t own one of those scarves but I like flipping it on during Saturday mornings as background noise. The great thing about soccer as background noise is there’s no commercials for a solid 45+ minutes so I’m free to refresh Twitter and drink coffee without interruption. Try it out sometime. You’ll enjoy yourself.

But I gotta say, that clip right there might make me go back to hating soccer all together. That clip might be the reason America starts to hate soccer again. Or at least ignoring soccer again. Rub the dog’s belly! Do it! The goalie came as close to rubbing the dog’s belly without rubbing the dog’s belly and it was infuriating. It was like a sick joke. The rest of the players wouldn’t touch the dog either. At least the goalie played around with the dog but the rest of the guys acted like the pup had a contagious disease. Fucking soccer players.