There Is No Chance I Return This Shopping Cart To The Rack Like This Hardo Old Lady

There is no chance I return the cart. In fact, I dont believe there is one person other than this old lady who probably wouldnt mind dying that returns this cart. I mean, what else does she have to do in her life. She’s already fucking soaked because she’s old as hell and moves like a bucket of sand. Whats getting a little more wet? Even her car is soaked so what’s the point in closing the rear door? The car is soaked. She’s soaked. Her hairdo is messed up so she has nothing to lose. Me? I’m still pretty spry so I toss the groceries in the back, launch the cart to the moon and hydroplane the fuck outta dodge. If you say you’d do otherwise, you’re a liar.