Ja Rule Says He'll Release New Music When He Hits A Million Followers On Twitter Or Instagram So He's Never Releasing New Music
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Come on, Ja. Come on buddy. You gotta be smarter than that. He isn’t smarter than this so it isn’t surprising but come on man. You’re Ja Rule. Nobody likes you anymore. He’s got a few things working against him here. 1) People don’t want any new Ja Rule music. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is sitting at home wishing Ja would drop some new fire. Most people don’t even now who Ja Rule is nowadays. And 2) Ja Rule isn’t an interesting follow on Twitter or Instagram. The last Instagram story of his I was interested in was when 50 Cent was making fun of him for cancelling a show in Syracuse. So yeah.
Just for fun, let’s check in on Ja’s social numbers
YIKES. So that’s not happening. Ja Rule is never gonna reach 1 million Twitter followers as long as he lives. He just won’t. Sure if Twitter had been around in 1999 Ja would’ve had 10 million Twitter followers but it’s not 1999. It’s 2018 and Ja has the least amount of juice possible. Give me a few years and I’m gonna fly by Ja Rule. Maybe.
Okay so it’s not happening on Twitter but what about Instagram?
Noooooooooooope. Yeah that’s a lot closer than 216,000 but Ja isn’t gaining 329,000 followers any time soon. We’ll keep checking in on it but it could be a few decades.
By the way, Kehlani doesn’t even want the song to come out anymore
Brutal. That tweet actually made me feel bad for Ja. He’s trying to get his social following up by teasing new music and even the person on the song doesn’t want it released. Ouch.
We have to hold Ja Rule to this, by the way. He can’t abandon this and then release new music before he gets a million followers. He should have to reach a million followers before releasing any new music. We’re not talking combined either. He has to reach one million followers on Twitter OR Instagram before he can drop new music. Those are his terms, not mine.
Sorry Ja