Cindy Kimberly's Late Friday Heat Check Just Put Alexis Ren, Emily Ratajkowski, And Every IG Smokedime ON NOTICE

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Cindy Kimberly! Remember those two first names! Do you know who she is? Me neither! Apparently she’s what hot on the Dutch streets (they have roads in the Netherlands?) and is coming for that IG ass! That means you Alexis and Emily! Best start posting more than once a week now! Clickbait Smits needs his useless, easy Friday afternoon Pageviews more than he needs to breathe! This is usually Alexis’ spot, but she doesn’t want it anymore! And If the clicks don’t come from the OG’s, we’re gunning for the fresh meat! The rarer the better! Fresh fish, fresher Pageviews!