Guessing Game: How Much Cash Did A Two-Year-Old Shred Like Hillary's Emails?

Settle down, libtards. Just a little email joke. That’s over 1 thousand dollars, folks. Just like that, your dreams to see your beloved Utah Utes play is but a dream.

Once I left the Click-To-Buy option on my Amazon Firestick. My youngest daughter was 4 and was pressing buttons like you wouldnt believe. We now own Monsters, Toy Story, The Princess Bride, Caroline, Charlotte’s Web, and the entire series of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. It didnt add up to a grand but it was certainly a waste of money.

Once the deed is done, there’s nothing you can do. You cant really discipline a 2-year-old for doing that. You just know as a parent that you gotta be smarter. You have gotta make it more difficult for them to completely fuck up your life and savings. Most of all, you gotta remember that there is absolutely no reason to pay for things in cash anymore. Just stick in your bank and use a debit card, ya weirdos. Cash. Couldnt be me.