Red Sox Fans Have Resorted To Witchcraft and Sorcery To Try And Stop The Yankees This Weekend
Yo I don’t like this one bit. I’m all for fair play, I’m even fine with a a steroid or two, but once we get into spells, witchcraft, and sorcery I’m out. I mean this makes me think Aaron Judge might wake up without an arm. The team bus might crash. Aaron Hicks could get locked in his hotel room and be trapped for the whole game. I won’t have any of it. I will defeat the witches.
I will say, a team that is not nervous does not deploy witches to cast spells. That seems to be up there on the desperate scale if you ask me. This is something I see from the Cleveland Browns as they try to win on Sundays for the first time in 100 years. You know what witches, I’m not scared of you. I’ve seen the movies, I know how to beat you.
