Are The San Jose Sharks The Best Dressed Team In The NHL? The Answer May Shock You
So it’s been about 20ish hours or so since we first saw Erik Karlsson arrive at SAP Center with Evander Kane before he made his Sharks debut last night. And I’m finally starting to settle down a bit. Don’t get me wrong. I’m still a little flustered here. But I can finally jot a few thoughts down into words. Both of these dudes looked like a million bucks last night. Well, technically speaking–Karlsson looked like somewhere around $11 million and Evander Kane looked like $7 million. Obviously it didn’t necessarily translate onto the ice since the Sharks dropped game 1 to Anaheim 5-2. But the oldest saying in the world is “look good, feel good, play good”. When you dress like this, you’re going to win your fair share of hockey games.
And now the question begs to be asked. Are the San Jose Sharks the best dressed team in the league? Well, you see,,,,, I think if you take these two beauties and throw Brent Burns’ wardrobe into the mix
The answer is quite obvious. Yes. Yes, the San Jose Sharks are the best dressed team in the National Hockey League. Thank you very much for reading this hard hitting hockey analysis. Hopefully the Failing Upwards fellas can secure that bag and fit some Sharks talk into a future episode. Fuckin’ beauticians.