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Red Sox Fans Taking The Moral High Ground Here And Forgetting The Whole Adam Jones Incident Is Quite Something

Listen, getting a beer poured on you sucks no matter where you are. It’s a scummy thing to do and this A’s fan appeared to not be causing any problems. I will say this, if you choose to sit in the left field bleachers at Yankee Stadium and are wearing an opposing team’s jersey you are asking for trouble. What goes on in those bleachers is utter chaos and it is well documented. There’s a solid chance every single person in those bleachers woke up with no recollection of the game because they were so drunk. They’re called bleacher creatures folks. They’re animals, and they’re our animals. Welcome to the jungle.

People crying because an A’s fan got a beer poured on him is insane. Have we never seen drunk idiots interact in public before? It’s fucking beer, grow up. It’s October baseball. I was just talking to Large and he told me a story of how he saw a bag of throw up being tossed at a fan during a Purdue-Notre Dame game. THROW UP. And we’re freaking out because of beer? Fuck outta here. Do you see what English soccer fans do to each other across the pound? If they got wind of this uproar they would lose their minds.

And how about Red Sox fans taking the moral high ground here and saying they’re the better fans and would never do such a thing? You guys literally shouted racial slurs at Adam Jones and threw peanuts at him like he was an animal. So you guys are the better fans? You’re God’s shining light? We’re all scumbags folks. There are no better fans. Stop being soft and get over it. It’s October baseball. Everything is on the line. You get a beer poured on you? Pour one back. That entire section was soaked in beer. God this is so fucking stupid.

These two fanbases are ready to tear each other’s heads off going into tomorrow. The rivalry is back.