Kanye Jumped Up On A Desk At A Detroit College And Screamed, "Leave Elon Musk The Fuck Alone!"

Nope. I know Kanye is talking to me there but I’m not gonna do that and you know why? Because the only reason Kanye is telling people to leave Elon Musk alone is because he wants people to leave him alone. Kanye and Elon are kindred spirits. Kanye sees Elon as a fellow blowhard genius who should be left alone to do his genius work that’s a gift to this world. Nope. Fuck that. I’m not gonna leave Elon Musk alone until the world sees what a fraud he is. Kanye and Elon do have something in common and it’s that they’re both big fat phonies.

Don’t get me wrong, Kanye West and Elon Musk have done some good things. College Dropout? Good thing. My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy? Good thing. Putting Chance on Ultralight Beam? Good thing*. I’m having a hard time thinking of a good thing Elon Musk has done but there’s gotta be something. Anyway. The problem is they’ve both elevated their self worth to such astronomically douche bag levels that they think they can carry on without critique. They think everything they do is pure gold. No sir. There are checks and balances and me and my fellow Musk haters are the checks and balances. Kanye sucks right now. He’s lost his goddamn mind these last couple of years and, now that there’s truckloads of backlash, he wants people to leave him alone and he wants us to leave Elon Musk alone. Nope. No way in hell. Sorry.

*taking Chance’s verse off Famous? Bad thing.