Basic Bitches Cover Your Eyes, 30,000 Liters Of Prosecco Spilled Onto The Ground After Tank Explosion

Live look at basic bitches watching that video

You really hate to see that. That video is the worst nightmare of basic bitches all across the globe. There’s a tear running down the cheek of every white girl who has ever hashtagged #WineWednesday on an Instagram picture. Shout out to the guy behind the camera who saw what was happening, realized he had no idea who to fix the problem and decided he’d get an awesome video for the internet. What’s a guy supposed to do when a tank explodes and 30,000 liters of white wine is spilling onto the ground? That’s an unfixable problem so you might as well get a shit ton of Facebook likes outta the situation.

I’m not a huge drinker anymore, and I was never a big wine guy, but I used to PUT DOWN some prosecco whenever it was put in front of me. Especially during the holidays. I was a beer guy through and through but there’s just something about pouring an impossibly tall glass of white wine and playing Apples To Apples with the family. Then maybe you have a little bit too much prosecco , you throw up on yourself and have the biggest and baddest hangover on Christmas morning. That’s a brief history of my experience with prosecco.