A Bunch Of Cows Got Loose On An Atlanta Highway and One Truck-Sticked A Cop

Cops truly have the craziest job in the whole damn world. The rest of us wake up every morning and have a decent idea of how our day is gonna go and what to expect. Despite the craziness that is working everyday at Barstool Sports HQ I wake up and I kinda know what expect when I walk off the elevator. Blogs are gotten be written, podcasts are gonna be recorded, Stu Feiner is gonna yell about gambling at the top of his lungs on Wednesday mornings, Gritty the mascot might step off the elevator, a vicious rap battle might break out between two VERY white coworkers, etc etc. The best attitude to have around here is to expect the unexpected.

Police officers, though? They have NO IDEA what to expect when they wake up in the morning and head to work. Literally anything is possible and almost all of the possibilities are super duper dangerous and scary. A shoot out in a neighborhood? It’s possible. A raging fire at an apartment building? Also possible. 70 cows escaping and running around on the highway? Apparently that’s possible. I feel so bad for that one poor police officer who has huge balls and tried to step in front of the cow. Everybody else was like, “FUCK this. We’ll just wait until they tire themselves out” and he was like, “I got this” and he just didn’t. At all. He got totally and completely bodied by the cow. A for effort.