Today In Idiots: New Yorkers Live Tweet Getting Stuck In An Elevator And Dont Immediately Establish A Piss Corner

Honestly, this story stinks. Yeah everyone got saved and that’s great. Yawn. I dont even wanna blog it but I feel like I have to in order for this type of thing to not happen again. This story is getting no attention. Most of the videos only have like 1k views. That’s nothing. You wanna spice up your social media flare? Establish a pee corner. Pull a Dwight. If you are stuck in an elevator with a bunch of strangers, pee. Pee hard. Pee a long flowing stream like it’s a speech from the West Wing written by Aaron Sorkin. Pee a stream so beautiful that people speak of it for decades.

If you dont pee, you wont go viral. If you dont go viral, you wasted your chance to get clout. That’s all I have to say about this matter. Pee. Pee in the fucking elevators, you idiots.

PS. You dont get the pee corner office clip because I didnt get to blog a viral elevator clip. Sorry but there’s some give and take here. Give me something to work with and I’ll include the next a clip next time.