Matt Damon Crushed It As Brett Kavanaugh On SNL

When I talked about Kanye’s incredible performance on Saturday night I mentioned that I’m not a huge SNL or sketch comedy guy. Like apples, I understand the appeal but it’s just not for me. I missed most of this skit in real time because Penn State and Ohio State were rude enough to play an excellent football game that ran past 11:30 (yeah, I’m a guy. I watched college football and drank exactly one Pacifico) but now that I’ve caught up on it this morning I gotta tip my cap to this opener. Unbelievable spot on and laugh out loud funny stuff. “I was the proudest, drunkest virgin you’ve ever seen” particularly resonated with me because that’s exactly what I am.

Now I understand we’re not allowed to talk politics but if you’ll just hear me out for one second,