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Clickbait Smits Has Officially Broken The Spider Monkey's Brain

CBS. What a mastermind of his craft. Who would’ve thought it only would’ve taken just over a week for the Spider Monkey to crack? I mean, look at it. His brain is melting in real time. I would say there’s a method behind CBS’ madness, but I’m not sure. Why is the Twitter account of Clickbait Smits systematically following and unfollowing Nate? I have no idea. None. When I texted CBS about it, he sent me this and this only back:

The dude fired me a tirade from Benito Mussolini (sans subtitles, mind you) and I haven’t heard from him since. CBS, I’ll tell ya. That guy is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, all in the name of pageviews. If you finally figure out how CBS ticks, you win. As for Nate, I’m surprised dead bodies have brains that are still able to be broken. Good for him.

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Link to Nate lying his face off to make me look bad AGAIN and me defending myself with actual facts blog

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PS – It’s now past 1:30 in the afternoon. Come on, man. We’re rooting for you.