Daily Cosby or "Cozblog"- Day 1

PROGRAMMING NOTES-  1) New episode of Podfathers podcast just dropped… I talk about my own pubic hair.

2) Hosting Barstool Breakfast and The Cousins back-to-back again tomorrow (Friday) morning… 7-9 and then 9-10AM on Sirius, Channel 85.

3) I wil be doing a very brief, daily update on Bill Cosby’s experience behind bars called “The Cozblog” for the next 3-10 years.

That last one is untrue… This is probably my last Cozblog, until he dies.

Last night, a Montgomery County courthouse source allegedly* shared personal details from Bill Cosby’s (AKA “Black Jesus”) first jail house phone call… Which is a pretty scummy thing to do, but I am glad he did it.

According to the source, Cosby has reportedly been having a tough time adjusting. “He said he had a stale hot dog bun thrown at him, and he fell down a few steps because he wasn’t being guided.”

If you ask me, any first night in prison that doesn’t result in my filthiest exit becoming my stretchiest entrance is a fucking homerun.

I will share a personal story: I spent a night in the 61st Precinct on Coney Island Avenue when I was in the 7th grade, and from what little I remember, the least of my fears were unguided staircase tours (and like Cosby, I was blind drunk), and thrown buns.

My biggest fear that night was that someone would’ve thrown my buns apart and used the resulting orifice as a penis-guided staircase to heaven… Which is a terribly worded metaphor for anal rape.

So on a scale of 1-10, with one being Ricky Martin’s bachelor party and 10 being the trailer for Creed II, I would rate Cosby’s first night in the joint a solid 7.5, and I would also urge the other prisoners to step up their game before tomorrow morning’s installment of The Cozblog.

Take a report.

-Large

* I said allegedly because this reeks of a story that is totally fabricated, but I don’t care.