Girl Football Player Absolutely TRUCKSTICKS Kick Returner Into The Next Dimension

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

My boy Smitty has been busy and hasn’t posted since this afternoon, so I’d thought I’d help him out by using one of the easiest Pageviews garnering tactics out there – Blog The Latest From Barstool Instagram! 5.5 MILLION followers can’t be wrong! Now we stick around for a few careless words of commentary: BOOM SAUCED! She sent HIM back to the kitchen. I mean, chivalry isn’t dead, but this woman just ended it! Does that make sense? I don’t know! All I know is the more words I type, the more people will read because it’s here! Go women! Now don’t forget to h/t the @LacesOut social media accounts so they’ll give me all the mentions and RT’s solely for dropping their name! PAGEVIEWS AHOY!

Here’s more from that Barstool IG account that oh so many love! If only I can inject the engagement from that account into my veins, then I’d no longer be Bruce Banner/Clickbait Smits, we’d be The Incredible Pageview!