This Raccoon Tried To Commit Suicide And It Didn't Work At All

Stunning video. A video the likes I’ve never seen before. How fucking pissed is that raccoon right now? He’s gotta be furious with himself. Think about it. He finally worked up the balls to end it all and jump off the side of a building and commit suicide annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd it didn’t work. Not even a little bit. Didn’t even break his legs. He was able to sprint away. The raccoon had to so embarrassed and that’s why he scampered away so fast. People being like, “toughest raccoon in the history of raccoons” are right but that raccoon wants to die. There was no reason to for him to belly flop off the side of a building like that. He had a death wish.

The fact of the matter is that Mr. Raccoon had had enough. Turns out the life of a raccoon isn’t what it’s cracked up to be. Rummaging through garbage cans and what not. Eating trash as your main source of food sounds just awful. Not to mention people trying to shoo you away all the time with broomsticks and such. You’re not welcome anywhere when you’re a raccoon. So that raccoon took stock of his life, decided he didn’t wanna live like that anymore and scaled the building. Hopefully he takes this as a sign that he should keep on living. God has a larger purpose for that raccoon.