Wow Look At The New Yeezy Boosts Kendall Jenner Is Wearing!

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Amazing! Look at that shoe! I’m not a huge Yeezys guy because I don’t have any money but those are a thing of beauty. I want a pair. Some might even call the shoes voluptuous. Great curves on those shoes. They clearly go with any outfit. I’m glad Kendall decided to show them off to the world. Not everybody can get Yeezy Boosts due to the high demand so sometimes we have to live vicariously through the Jenners. Fire shoe. Nothing else to really see there. All I see are the shoes. That post on Kendall’s Instagram is solely a fashion post. She’s just letting the world know that the Yeezy Boost 350 V2 Triple White shoes are available now at Adidas for the low price of $220. Yeezys are so awesome and popular that they don’t need sex to sell. Shoutout to Kendall for showing us the shows and nothing else. There’s no other motive.

For real though, how great is to be Kanye West? Sure he married Kim Kardashian because he loves her and blah blah blah but he also happened to marry the most powerful marketing machine there is today. I’m not saying he married into the Kardashian clan so he could sell more shoes but it sure as hell doesn’t hurt. Kendall Jenner just blasted out those Yeezys to 95.4 million followers. If even the smallest percentage of her followers decide to buy those shoes, Kanye sells a billion shoes. And that’s just Kendall. All the Kardashians and Jenners are constantly wearing and promoting Yeezys on Instagram. Do Kanye and Adidas spend any money on marketing? They shouldn’t because Kanye’s wife and sisters-in-law move more product than any marketing campaign ever could.