This Woman Pouring A Full Iced Coffee On A 7-Eleven Counter When She Found Out The Price May Be The Most Savage Move I Have Ever Seen

NBC- A woman who police say was angry about the price of medium-sized, convenience store iced coffee poured it all over the counter next to a “Make them smile” sign. Cops on Long Island claim the woman, who was on a cellphone call, dumped one of her coffee drinks on the counter of a Mastic 7-Eleven when the employee told her how much she owed for the beverages.

I am not going to lie, that video triggered me to my soul as a human being. Not because pouring a drink on a stranger is pretty much as disrespectful as it gets outside of unloading your own personal human liquids on someone or because this lady opened that lid and unleashed chilled coffee hell on those cashiers with the calmness of a serial killer. But seeing a tall, glorious, likely delicious cup of iced coffee despite probably 30% too much cream needlessly lose its life because of a bad case of sticker shock tears my heart apart and warrants only the stiffest of penalties from our legal system.

If I was a lawyer that was paid to defend this heinous act, I would bring up how this woman was clearly appalled at the price because it seems like you can get any drink at 7-Eleven for $1. It doesn’t matter if it’s 256 ounces of soda in a Big Gulp or a shit ton of Slurpee. If you are buying drinks or snacks from a convenience store, it always feels like you are getting away with highway robbery. However any time a cashier gives me a total that is higher than I expected, I do what any grown up would: Pay the price while not questioning anything about the transaction because I am way too big of a pussy to question another person in public. But to murder a glorious beverage that gives you happiness while you are drinking it as well as the energy needed not to want to jump off a bridge is a senseless act of violence that has no place in a civilized society.

Confession: I know there is absolutely no chance I used that colon in the 2nd paragraph correctly, but I had no idea what to do, work alone at home, and didn’t want to bother anyone at HQ this late in the day, so I let it fly anyway. Shit, now this P.S. is running long and I had way too many commas in that last sentence. Time to end this blog. Have a great night everybody and I can’t wait to see what happens in this Jets/Browns game!