DAREDEVIL DIMEPIECE: Alexis Ren RISKS HER LIFE While Riding The Top Of A Car

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

ALEXIS NOOOOO!!! Vehicles are designed for transportation, not for taking pictures on the hood! What if the parking brake was off, the car was put in neutral, and we lost Alexis?!?!?!? I shudder to even think about such tragedies. A world without Alexis is a world without pageviews that any talentless noob can attain with 2 min of “work”, and therefore a world not worth living in. Thank GOD she got out of that one alive. Not for her, for all of us.

– Clickbait Smits

PS – Alexis Ren better slow down in life before I hurt myself. Good thing only the best, most important bloggers to Barstool Sports take on the courageous duty of covering her IG beat. SKYROCKETING!