This Weird Looking Dude Stole The Emmy's Last Night With His Surprise Proposal

Lots of people think I have a black heart. That I’m void of basic human emotion. That I just live to make fun of everybody and everything. Well this is conclusive proof that this simply isn’t the case. Because I truly was moved by this ugly motherfucker and his impromptu proposal last night. And I generally hate all proposals like this. I’m a firm believer you should propose in private so you can instantly fuck. But this was great. In a room full of A list celebrities he stole the show. Kudos to weird guy indeed.

PS – A little known Barstool fact. We have 10 Emmy’s at our company. Loud Sean has 3. Some intern downstairs has 5. Jeff Lowe has 2. Just more proof that literally anybody can win an Emmy. That’s not a shot at Katie Nolan and her made up award. That’s just facts.