An All You Can Eat Sushi Restaurant Banned A Triathlete From Eating There After He Ate Over 100 Plates Of Food In One Night

Newsweek- Jaroslav Bobrowski knows a good deal when he sees one. Accordingly, an all-you-can-eat offer at one sushi restaurant is no longer available to him. The triathlete follows a special diet in which he fasts for 20-hour periods. So when he does sit down for dinner, he tries to make up for lost time.

But after devouring a staggering 100 plates at the Running Sushi restaurant in Landshut, Germany, as part of its $26 buffet deal, the restaurant declared him persona non grata. “When I went to the checkout, I wanted to tip, but the waiter did not want to accept that. I’m banned from now on because I’m eating too much. I was stunned,” the 30-year-old Iron Man competitor said.

Restaurant owner Tan Le told Bild: “This is not normal, how much he eats. I myself am dead after 13 plates, but he always took five or seven plates at a time, so there was a gap on the sushi carousel and the other guests asked if we had skimped on the fish. “I want to win customers and not offend any guests. But at €15.90 for unlimited sushi, we only earn money on the drinks and he only consumed one tea the whole evening,” he added.

I am trying to not overreact to this story, but I’m pretty sure Tan Le needs to commit seppuku for bringing shame to the many years of fruitful German-Japanese relations. If you open an All You Can Eat restaurant, you have to realize that you have a responsibility to the good people of the area that you are more than just some place that people gather to eat. You are a culinary fantasy land where people can commit the deadly sin of gluttony at a bargain basement price. It shouldn’t matter if Robbie Fox and Young Mantis walk through your doors or me and Large. I know sushi is expensive as fuck. But if you want to keep your business out of the red, make sure to provide plenty of white rice and noodles to fill up that stomach space and push the booze. If they don’t want booze, get one of those Coke Freestyle machines and crank the syrup the fuck up so their stomachs are full of bubbles. That’s the first thing in the All You Can Eat Restaurant Owner’s handbook. I can get if you run into a buzzsaw like Kobiyashi or Joey Chestnuts. However to be foiled by an Iron Man hardo that looks like this is downright embarrassing.

If anything, you allow this guy to keep crushing his protein on the cheap and wait him out until he gets mercury poisoning like Portnoy did after he upgraded to fancy boy New York City and was living that sushi life. Like they always say, revenge in the all you can eat sushi game is a dish best served cold.

Now here is your obligatory, legendary, most Simpsons did it clip ever: