Angry Bull Breaks Out Of Clinic And Runs Away To Avoid Getting Circumcised

NYP- You know what they say – grab the bull by the horns, not his genitals. A Utah veterinary clinic learned this lesson the hard way after an angry bull escaped before being circumcised. The 2,000-pound bull must have known what was in store for him when he jumped a six-foot-tall fence and ran into town, the Tooele Veterinary Clinic told Fox 13. The bull was eventually corralled and tranquilized in front of a nearby Walmart, and then received his surgery.

I hate these stories because the endings always suck. It’s always the same. It always ends with, “The animal was eventually tranquilized and caught and the humans did whatever they wanted to the animal anyway.” That’s bullshit (no pun intended). We need to pass a new law that says, if an animal gets away from a clinic or a slaughterhouse or whatever place they’re being held against their will, they are free. The humans are no longer allowed to pursue the animal. It’s like when you lose your stars in Grand Theft Auto. You’re no longer in trouble and are free to do whatever you want. That’s how it should be with bulls, pigs, cows, horses or whatever when they escape slaughterhouses and clinics. You might be saying, “But then what do we do with a giant bull just running around town.” I don’t know. I don’t have an answer for that. We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

By the way, this bull should’ve just gotten circumcised. It’s way better. I’m circumcised and it’s great. I get that there’s a bigger issue at hand for the bull but he should’ve gotten circumcised and then busted outta there. If they have been threatening to give him a vasectomy then I could understand his anger. Maybe that was his only opportunity to escape so he took it.