Dr. Phil Is Here To Rock This Bitch And Live In My Nightmares

I was scrolling through Twitter last night when I was out with friends (alone) at the club (bed) & came across Dr. Phil wearing a studded leather vest & eye liner with the caption, “I’m here to rock this bitch!”

After doing a double-take I clicked the tweet so that I could have nightmares forever.

Not knowing the context, I noticed the band Good Charlotte was also tagged & there was a giant American flag in the background, so I said a silent prayer that it wasn’t an event troops had to go to. After some googling I discovered it was from an episode of The Late Late Show with James Corden. (The sketch is painful to watch so skip to 3:30 if you want to hear Dr. Phil sing Lifestyles Of The Rich And The Famous for some reason.)

In case your face is able to cringe any harder I leave you with the Sexy Vegan episode: