I Have No Choice But To Respect This Guy For Shaving On A New Jersey Transit Train

As the commuter watchdog for Barstool Sports, I have to admit that I would call this guy every name in the book if he did this on the subway. Bringing that type of unchecked aggression into the underground chaos of the subway is true supervillain shit.

HOWEVAH, this was done on NJ Transit, which makes it acceptable. Whenever you leave your house to take a NJ Transit train, you have to be ready to live on the streets for 3 days since you don’t know if a twig will fall on a track in Secaucus and cripple the entire system. Time is money and every second matters sine NJ Transit is, to borrow a phrase, INCOMPETENT!

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One quick look at this guy’s shirt and you know what kind of person we are dealing with.

His destination paints the rest of the picture.

If you are going to AC, you neeeeeed to look fresh to death and I can smell the confidence (and aftershave) coming off this guy through my screen. Throw in a Bud Light tallboy with that fresh shave and this guy might as well been Mikey McD on his way to take down some whales at the Taj Hard Rock. We can talk about taboos and what is/isn’t acceptable on mass transit. But stopping a man from living his best life would be an actual crime.

So bend the knee riders of NJ Transit. With Frank The Tank apparently upgrading to Ubers, this is your new king.

Long may he reign.