The Brinkley Family Is So Outrageously Attractive It Hurts

No need to beat around the bush, I’m obsessed with the Brinkley family. If you’re unfamiliar (Go Pres Go crowd), Christie Brinkley is a saint. A legend of the game. She’s 64 years old and one of the hottest women in the world. An ageless wonder. Here she is in last year’s SI Swimsuit issue with her two daughters….

I mean…wow. It’s unreal.

Which brings us to her two daughters.

You have Sailor

And Alexa Ray, who despite being 50% Billy Joel, still turned into a smoke

We also don’t talk enough about how Billy Joel was laying the pipe to Christie Brinkley but that’s besides the point.

Because the reason I wrote this blog to begin with, her son, Jack.

Dude is a 10.

So of course he’s banging Nina Agdal.

Which seems pretty cool.

So Nina Agdal could theoretically be joining the hottest family on Earth.

The great circle of life where the hot get hotter.

But seriously, how is she in her 60’s?

When Christie Brinkley dies, let’s put her on the 20 dollar bill. I see no other option at this point.