Woman Gives Birth In Moving Car While Husband Drives, Films & Asks If She Can "Hold On, Like, 2 More Minutes"

Husband as wife hunches over front seat in agony with no bottoms on pushing out a baby: “Can you wait, like, 2 minutes?”

Wife: “::SCREAMING::”

Husband, tapping her thigh as she continues giving birth: “No, no, no, haha, no..”

Me after hearing splashy sound at the end as baby comes out:

What better way to kick off the weekend than the miracle of birth. (Sorry if you watched that.) Not pictured were two of the couple’s children in the back seat whose faces will probably be stuck something like this for at least a couple years:

Regarding the husband… If I was quite possibly ripping my taint in two during the excruciating process of giving birth to our 5th child & he spent half of his attention filming it instead of getting us to the hospital as quickly & safely as possible and then he put it online…