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AP Voter Drops Ohio State 20 Spots, You’ll Never Guess Where He’s From

osuOhio State chose their score against Oregon State (a PAC-12 Power 5 opponent) on Saturday and the number they came up with was 77. It could easily have been 100 but Urban Meyer Ryan Day is classier than that. 99% of AP Poll voters respected that display of admirable power and moved the Buckeyes up to #4 in the rankings, jumping their December doormat Wisconsin. But there was one absolute moron that saw this demonstration of tyranny over an inferior conference as a negative, dropping Ohio State 20 spots in his AP rankings to #25 overall.

Screen Shot 2018-09-05 at 8.23.07 AMDoes anyone have any guesses as to where this credentialed, vote casting member of the media is from? I know you guys are all thinking Michigan but that is incorrect. The answer is actually the least intelligent city in the United States: Boston. Now I am not calling every single person from Boston dumb. For instance, Jared Carrabis is not dumb. It just seems like everything goes over his head. But this guy putting a clear Top 4 team in the country at #25 overall is par for the course for the simpleminded, brain deficient people of Massachusetts. Let’s meet the man behind this comical excuse of a ballot.

Screen Shot 2018-09-05 at 7.28.03 AMMr. Miller, you are either unintelligent or biased, both of which have no place in the media. There is nothing that uncle chaps my ass more than journalists with poor morals. And in my paid opinion, we need to drain the swamp. Let’s start with all Boston based media companies, because clearly they cannot be trusted.