Trish Stratus Made A Surprise Appearance On Monday Night RAW Last Night And Boy Does She Still Bring It

Last night, in the middle of Elias’ wonderful musical performance on Monday Night RAW in Toronto, a familiar giggle blared throughout the Air Canada Centre (I’m not calling it the fucking Scotiabank Arena), and nostalgic boners all across the world reared their heads. That’s right, Trish Stratus, who I’m sure was many of your first crushes, returned to the Monday nights to promote her return to the ring at WWE’s first ever all-women pay-per-view, ‘Evolution’! And I feel like either myself or Nate has this blog every few months, but fuck it, this is your semi-regular reminder that Trish Stratus has NOT lost it. Not even a little bit.

In fact, I think she has it more than she ever did.

Throw in that Canadian accent (that was UNDOUBTABLY ramped up for the Toronto crowd)…sheeesh!!! And I really can’t wait to see what she brings to the ring against Alexa Bliss on October 28th, because we saw at the Royal Rumble that she can still hang with the best of ‘em.