I Prematurely Blew My Load On My Fashion Blog

I have an apology to make. I just did my daily fashion blog where I announced with Emily Ratajakowski that polka dots are IN for fall fashion. You may recall I supplemented the above picture with the below picture:

But I hit publish prematurely before I mentioned one more thing- Emily’s hat is preposterously huge.

What a massive fucking hat. It’s so large it’s going to start holding a wine glass on it’s head in every single picture. Here I was focused on the polka dots and I let the fact she is wearing the world’s largest potato chip hat on her fall by the wayside. As your resident fashion blogger I apologize for my oversight. Her hat is basically the Lenny Kravitz scarf of hats and I completely overlooked it. Smdham (shaking my dang head at myself). I’ll be better during tomorrow’s fashion blog, I promise.

Polka dots though.

So in.