Introducing The Most Outrageously Gay Fight Video Of All Time

This video resurfaced yesterday following the passing of John McCain (people were saying it was McCain and Obama in 2008) and I can’t stop watching it. Mostly because it’s hands down the gayest fight video of all time.  These kids can’t be more the sixteen-years old and make Ru Paul look like John Cena. That’s not an insult that’s a fact. In less than two minutes they went from flirting to brawling over literally nothing. Everything about it was fabulous: the facial expressions, the outfits, the Cardi B NAILS.

They’re more comfortable in their own skin than Francis is wearing someone else’s. I don’t know what these kids are doing now but I hope to God they took this video and used it to start some sort of YouTube career. They have Gigi Gorgeous make up tutorial written all over them.

As far as determining who actually won the fight, I’d put it as a toss up. Half the fight was the white guy getting scratched to death while he’s buckled in the front seat. He did hold his own when he got up, but nine times out of ten anyone who takes their shirt off to fight usually ends up winning. So chances are whitey got his ass beat. Speaking of getting his ass beat, they’re going to have one hell of a hate fuck once they finally do make up. Hopefully these two queens were able to work out their differences.

PS: Yeah, he lost.