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David Bote Can't Stop Hitting Mammo Yabos Into Lake Michigan

I’m running out of adjectives on how good David Bote is at playing baseball so let’s just circle back on the concept of a David Bote Boner: it’s a naturally thicc’r erection that spontaneously erupts when you watch Bote play. It’s an awkward sensation that I encourage you to embrace in the comfort and privacy of your home. How anyone can watch him play in public is beyond me. On another note, this homerun is the first of his career that does not TIE or WIN the game. #GoJedGo