Now Phil Mickelson Is Posting Selfies On Twitter
Marketing team: Hi Phil we’re doing this twitter thing so if anybody asks, you’re on twitter.
Phil: Will this make me more money?
Marketing team: Yes.
Phil: And this is a legal way to make money?
Marketing team: Yes.
Phil:
Marketing team: Hi Phil we posted your first tweets today.
Phil: Let me see them.
Marketing team: [Hands Phil the phone]
Phil: [Reads thread]
Phil: This is what you guys came up with?
Marketing team: Yes.
Phil: Give me the phone.
Phil:
Marketing team: Phil, we can’t convince people it’s you tweeting.
Phil:
And this, my friends, is how two 40-somethings who are on the back nine of their careers promote a Vegas golf match. It ain’t pretty but I’m sure it’s effective.