I Continue To Rope Millionaire Professional Athletes With Huge Followings Into My Plot vs Ryan Whitney

Too easy, just roping them in like the brainless cattle that they are. Taylor Hall hasn’t tweeted since July — pops up out of hibernation to tweet about Riggs Barstool. Graham DeLaet’s on the operation table up in Siberia Canada — stops everything he’s doing to weigh in on the match. I even got the Hayes brothers to somehow string together some letters and words and eventually tweets. Amazing, it’s a summer miracle. From the NHL to the PGA to caddies from every golf club in Massachusetts, everybody’s weighing in. Relevancy is currency baby and I’m feeling pretty liquid right now. Won’t be surprised if Sid The Kid ends up in the booth for this thing. And guess what folks: last week, all these morons were millionaire professional athletes with hundreds of thousands of followers; this week, they’re still millionaire athletes with huge followings but the only thing that’s changed is they’re now focusing those followings on me. On us. On our golf match.

I get to spend a day on the job playing golf at a top 100 course for thousands of dollars vs a former NHL’er with thousands of people watching and driving in tons of money for my favorite company in the world Barstool Sports? What a dream.

Honestly this is easier than expected. Geaux Riggs geaux.