President Clinton Apparently Stuck A Cigar In Monica's Vagina

This story has been known for a long time but everytime it pops up, it blows my mind. Goodness gracious, Bill. That seems kinda fucked up, right? I know Bill and Hilary were having relationship troubles and he was getting his wiener tugged on by the lips of his intern but sticking a cigar in a lady’s vagina is no way to do business when you’re the leader of the free world. I miss the days when the President just ripped a little cocaine off a movie star’s ass cheek like ole JFK.

That’s just one man’s opinion, though. Just one man’s opinion.

I’m worried about the health ramifications here. Truth be known, the vagina is self-cleaning so I probably have little to worry over. It’s the reason why I recommend that ladies rarely, if ever, use a douche. No reason to. Now, that rule is hard and fast when you are talkin bout normal use i.e peeing, sex, and dildoing. If you are talkin about shoving cigars in there, all bets are off. You are looking at a yeast infection something fierce. Nasty stuff.

That being said, I’m not a cigar smoker myself. I hate the taste of it in my mouth the next morning. That doesnt mean I havent enjoyed an occasional Cuban from time to time. I have. I’d dip the cigar in a little scotch and get the tip just a little wet. Maybe that’s what Wild Bill was doing. Maybe he was dipping his cigar in her vagina so he could get just a little taste. Treating her coochie juice on the cigar like an amuse-bouche.

Now, the amuse-bouche is, lest we forget, different from appetizers in that they are not ordered from a menu by patrons but are served for free and according to the chef’s selection alone. These, often accompanied by a complementing wine or whiskey, are served both to prepare the guest for the meal and to offer a glimpse into the chef’s approach to the art of cuisine.

In the case of Bill and Monica, the amuse bouche was a preview of the dessert for after the meal. In this case, I’m talkin about sex. Cigar Coochie. Wild move even for Bill but I’m starting to understand it more as I shop from a humidor.