Jeff Hardy Doesn't Do The Swanton Bomb As Much As He Used To Because It's Destroying His Back, But Apparently He'll Do This...

I know my headline is super clickbait-y and I’m not the first one to use a similar verbiage there in relation to this spot, but seriously, what the shit?

Jeff, we all love you, but you’ve done enough. If you can’t do the ol’ Swanton Bomb anymore and are specifically not doing it on live events because your lower back in in shambles, we get it. You ragdolled your body through tables, ladders, and chairs for like two straight decades. It’s now reaching the point where you’re just gonna die. 40 year olds aren’t meant to be inflicting that kind of abuse on their bodies. And hell, nobody is. Look at what this lunatic did on the reg back in the day!

Insane! Fucking insane! I’m not saying stop wrestling, Jeff, or even stop doing the Swanton entirely, but just take it easy from here on out. You’ve earned that.