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Guy Upset About All The Tourist Cruise Ships Going By His House Stands Naked In His Front Yard In Protest

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Trent8/13/2018 2:30 PM

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The Local- A Norwegian 71-year-old has mounted a light-hearted protest against the excess number of cruise ships passing by his fjord-side holiday home, posting a photo to Instagram of himself baring all in full view of the tourist boats. Svein Ingvald Opdal, a local politician for Norway’s Green Party, told state broadcaster NRKthat he had flashed the boats as “a spontaneous act that I did mostly for fun”. “We arrived at Olden earlier on Wednesday and we immediately came upon three major cruises ships, We later realised there were 11,000 [cruise ship visitors] in total, and I’m not all that thrilled about these big cruise ships.”  As the week went on, more and more cruise ships moored off the small town. And when he saw two new ones arriving on Sunday as he got up early in the morning to pee, he told his wife to take a picture of him standing naked on his terrace. “She didn’t want to post it up on her Instagram or Facebook page, so I did it myself,” he added. 

Power moves only. I love it. Stand naked for something or fall for anything. That’s what I always say. Lots of people would’ve just laid back and taken it. They would’ve wilted to the powers that be and let tourists take over their town. Not this guy. He decided to do something about it. Those tourists wanna bring their cruise ships to this guy’s Norwegian town and disturb his peace and quiet? Well then they’re gonna see his old dick and balls waving at them as they pass by. Tourist rates are about to PLUMMET. Nobody wants to have their vacation soiled by a wrinkly old sack. Those tourists will just take their money elsewhere and business will dry up real quick. There’s plenty of vacation spots around the world that are just as nice as that Norwegian town that don’t have a 71-year-old naked man causing a ruckus.

And there’s nothing the cruise ships can do about it. That’s the beauty of it. His property, his rules. If he wants to stand on his yard and helicopter his dick around and around while the packed cruises ships pass by, so be it (not sure if that’s legally correct but I think it is). I instantly put this guy up there with the protest greats. Rosa Parks. Gandhi. Naked Guy Who Stood On His Deck And Scared Tourists Away. Those are my Protest Power Rankings.


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Trent
Trent8/13/2018 2:30 PM