Did Tiger Woods Save A Kid's Life Today? Sure Sounds Like It

MOVE OVER TEBOW! TIGER SAVES!

Just when you think Tiger Woods already has enough on his plate trying to chase down Brooks ‘The Hulk’ Koepka at the PGA Championship he goes and does something amazing like this. Saves a kid’s life who I assume passed out from heat exhaustion given that it’s 450 degrees out at Bellerive right now. What can’t this guy do? He makes miracles happen when he’s not even trying to make them happen. I need Amanda Balionis to ask him about this after the round. I hope his answer would be, “That’s just what I do. I’m Tiger fucking Woods and I can do it all.” In reality he’d look at Balionis with a confused look on his face but a guy can dream. That little boy can dream because he’s still alive and he’s still alive because of Tiger Woods.

Live look at Tiger walking down the fairway after he saved that kid’s life

For real though, and assuming that kid is alright, what an unbelievable thing to happen. I couldn’t have laughed harder when I read that tweet. The visual of a kid passing out right before Tiger tees off and then being revived by a Tiger roar like it’s goddamn defibrillators is laugh out loud funny. Unreal stuff. Crowds so big their roars can wake the dying. The Tiger Effect in full force.