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JuJu Smith-Schuster Continues To Be An Electric Factory

JuJu Smith-Schuster stuffed the term ‘sophomore slump’ in a body bag last night… at least for now. Ya, ya it’s just the preseason. Sure, it was only once catch on one target. Semantics. But if your one play of the night is a 71-yard catch from a backup QB, I’d say you’re starting out the season in the right way.

Plus, he followed it up with another incredible TD celebration where he acted like he was eating dinner. White towel as a tucked in napkin and all.

With Martavis Bryant in Oakland now, JuJu should become WR2 behind Antonio Brown. If you’re a Steelers fan, you should be stoked about the idea of having the wideout duo of Antonio Brown and JuJu.

As much as I can’t stand the Steelers, I love JuJu. He was easily my favorite NFL player off the field last year and it wasn’t even close. Even if he never makes it into the Pro Football HOF, he will forever be in the internet HOF.

From #TeamFindJuJusBike…

To an epic Dikembe Mutombo-style block of porn star Mia Khalifia…

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(Here she is, you know, in case you forgot what she looked like.)

And all of his epic TD celebrations…

Never change, JuJu. Never change.

I can only hope he ends up in the silver and blue. A girl can dream.

Football is back baby!

Tonight’s Games:
Falcons/Jets (7:30 EST) – NFL Network
Lions/Raiders (10:3o EST) – NFL Network

And just because it’s Friday, here’s another picture of the girl JuJu shut down. For good measure.

It’s ok, Mia. Shooters shoot.