Does This Look Like The Face Of Someone That Would (Allegedly) Steal Something That Didn't Belong To Her?

Page Six- Eighties movie star Sean Young — best known as the android femme fatale in “Blade Runner” — is wanted for questioning by the NYPD for allegedly swiping Apple laptops and video production gear from her former job in Queens, law-enforcement sources said Friday. Young, 58, was caught on surveillance video around noon Thursday allegedly stealing two Apple laptops with video-editing software on them from an Astoria business, sources said. The video showed Young and a man in his 30s taking the items — worth $12,000 — from the location at 33-01 36th Avenue. Sources said Young was axed from the gig months ago.

First of all, shame on you Page Six for saying that Sean Young is best known for her role in “Blade Runner”. That may be the case for OG cinema buffs like Rear Admiral. But for simpletons like myself and million of other people, Sean Young is best known for her role in “Ace Ventura” as Ray Finkle who played the role of Detective Lois Einhorn. Which is why I feel like the court of public opinion may have already declared Sean guilty as fuck. No it’s not because she has reportedly has hit hard times or because she is apparently a Hollywood legend for doing absolutely crazy shit.

She once infamously ambushed director Tim Burton on the Warner Bros. lot wearing a homemade Catwoman costume in a failed bid to land the role in 1992’s “Batman Returns,” which went to Michelle Pfeiffer, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

In 1987, Young saw her role in Oliver Stone’s “Wall Street” reduced to nearly nothing for repeatedly sparring on set with co-star Charlie Sheen. She was also sued by actor James Woods for allegedly harassing him and his fiancée. The case settled out of court and Young, who denied the allegations, was awarded $227,000 to cover legal fees. Her bad behavior didn’t stop there.

The volatile actress — who had leading roles in “Stripes” and “No Way Out” — was booted from the 2008 Directors Guild of America awards for drunkenly heckling filmmaker Julian Schnabel to “get on with it” during his speech. She entered rehab for alcohol abuse days later. And in 2012, she was nabbed on a citizen’s arrest for allegedly slapping a security guard at an Oscars after-party.

Yeah that is a hefty rap sheet. But I’d be willing to overlook all of it as matters of circumstance and show business being crazy. Except assaulting Tim Burton while dressed as Catwoman. That is crazy hilarious and hilariously crazy stuff.

However, if you once played a character that stole a dolphin, kidnapped Dan Marino the week of the Super Bowl, murdered a Dolphins employee because he found out you were hiding a dick (RIP In Peace Mr. Podacter), attempted to murder a pet detective, and worked your way to the top of the Miami Police Department just so you could exact revenge for the worst moment of your life that was actually your fault for keeping the laces in, you are definitely able to do watered-down version of this scheme and steal a couple of laptops and software from a place you used to work on a slow summer Thursday. Then again, I also believe everything the Defendants say on Judge Judy and The People’s Court and would probably believe any defense Sean had to say, so who am I to judge?

Since it is Friday and none of us want to work, here is a fictional 30 For 30 titled “Finkle To Einhorn” to pass the time.