The NFL Doesnt Want Women To Have Their Periods On Gameday

I’ve never had a period before but I certainly know droves of people who have. If you can’t bring in a purse larger than a postcard, you cant fit enough tampons and pads in there to make a dent on a heavy flow. The NFL needs to realize this. Safety is important and checks are part of American life but so is having clean britches on the way back to the car after the third quarter of preseason game 1. In the preseason, it can still be light outside and people dont wanna be shamed because of an unsightly dripping but that’s part of life. Nearly half of adults in the world menstruate. FACT. Get over it, Goodell.

NFL, let the ladies carry normal size purses. There are security checks already so allowing bigger purses would allow for a little bit of privacy which begets a little decency which is a lost art. It’s really as simple as that.

PS: I hated to even blog this story because it’s the first night of widespread NFL action but it was needed. Covering sports wall-to-wall isn’t easy especially when those walls can include wideset vaginal ones.