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How Adorable Is Kim Jong-Un In This Hat!

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SEOUL, Aug. 7 (UPI) As a record heat wave swept across the Korean peninsula, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been seen in white short sleeves and a fedora hat during his visit to a local fish pickling plant. North Korea’s official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported Wednesday Kim inspected the factory and was briefed about the production of pickled fish products. During the visit, Kim was spotted in an unusually lighter outfit. He usually wears his signature formal Mao-style suit on official occasions, including the June 12 summit with U.S. President Donald Trump in Singapore. But as the scorching heat grips the nation, he chose to wear shirt sleeves and light gray trousers for the tour.

Let your hair down you bad girl! Look at that fat little fucker. He looks like he’s out shopping with his gals. He’s so adorable in that hat. I could just eat him up he’s so adorable. The whole outfit is a 12 outta 10. The cutest murderous dictator these eyes have ever seen. We almost always see him in his Dr. Evil outfit but looks like Kim was feeling sassy that day. I mean that low cut shirt? Ay papi. Daddy like. He had to be drunk, right? Had to be. His people laid out his normal boring outfit for the day but he got into the white wine a little early and wanted to show off his smooth-as-a-freshly-waxed-vagina arms. Great choice. If you get off a fire flames fit and nobody sees it did it really happen? Kim Jong-un doesn’t think so.

I guess he was on some sort of an inspection/photo shoot? Here he is examining food he won’t be giving his people

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Here he is in some sort of dungeon where he probably murders people who defy him

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What a chubby snack he is.